1. How tall are you barefoot?
5' 11"

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No, injecting it is funner.

3. Do you own a gun?
I have one gun for every animal in my house (not including me.)

4. Rehab?
No, I have no reason to go there.

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
Meeting who's parents? You think I go out on dates? ROFL, fuck no.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They taste good, but the ingredients are rather disgusting. Of course I had only aten THOUSANDS of hotdogs in my life before I was told when I was 14 what they were made out of.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
The Real Slim Santa, it's worth a DL.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Diet soda.

9. Do you do push-ups?
No, I'm too lazy.

10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
Nope.

11. Are you vegan?
Fuck vegans.

12. Do you like painkillers?
Thank God for Tylenol.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I have no secret weapon, I don't even try to lure in the opposite sex because I know it would get me nowhere.

14. Do you own a knife?
Like three, plus a gigantic sword. Like they'll ever come in use though.

15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Nope.

16. Date Of Birth?
Like I'm telling.

17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
Why does DeviantArt suck?
Why am I filling out this stupid survey?
Why am I on the computer and not listening to the sunshine, or whatever you do with that thing in the sky?

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
Soda pop.
Oreos.
$1,555.00 worth of computer parts.

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Diet soda, water, repeat.

20. What time did you wake up today?
11:10AM CST.

21. Current hair?
Buzzed, long bangs, and blonde/brown.

22. Current worry?
Not graduating.

23. Current hate?
People that hurt and kill other people.

24. Favorite places to be?
Home, by myself, and in the woods.

25. Least favorite place to be?
With people I don't know. As far as a geographical location: no idea.

26. Where would you like to go?
Wyoming, Maine, Missouri.

27. Do you own slippers?
No, and I'm heterosexual thank you very much.

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years time?
Your guess is as good as mine.

29. Do you burn or tan?
I burn horribly, I'm whiter than a sheet of paper.

30. Last thing you ate?
A hamburger from Wal Mart.

31. Would you be a pirate?
A software pirate, sure.

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Never.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Singing in the shower is what women do.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ghosts of dead relatives.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Lint? I dunno, doesn't feel like anything's in them.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
I don't laugh.

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Umm, the non-yellow ones.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Concussion after I jammed my head against a steel mailbox while riding bike when I was six.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Six or seven.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
I have like two or three friends, and none of them are loud.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Erm, Jared?

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Hell no, I'm fugly.

44. Do you wish on stars?
No, but I target practice them.

45. What is your favorite book?
I don't read.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Tonight, Tonight by The Smashing Pumpkins.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Ha Ha Ha by Flipper.

49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Watching some lesbian porn I think.

50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
I don't have a tattoo.